Birthday Gag Gifts
Retired Parking Permit
(The Gag)
The official parking permit for the Retirement gang. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!
Animated Birthday Cake
(The Gag)
Have a Happy Birthday with this sound activated dancing and singing cake. Includes 4 "AA" batteries.
Retirement Kit
Guide your newly retired friend towards his new career with this kit that includes a tin cup, pencil, and blind man glasses in a prank box that states Your Personal Retirement Income Program.
Birthday Paddle With Pen
What better way to ring in another year of a persons life than with a little spanking! This great birthday party item is perfect for anyone who's been a little naughty. Comes with a pen for each spanker to sign for the spankee. That sounds so sinful...
Over The Hill Medical Alarm
Fallen and can't get up? Just BLOW! This and many more uses for this great gag whistle in the disguise of the Over The Hill Medical Alarm. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift! (Over The Hill Medical Alarm a.k.a.